Food Tech Teacher- " You know an amazing amount of information!"

Doctor - " You should be eating a variety of foods, such as pasta"

Health Class teacher ( Obese) - " No that's entirely wrong, saturated fat is bad for you and carbs give you energy * eats bagel* "

Uncle - " Yeah well if you were a REAL caveman you should go and hunt your meat , we aren't cavemen anymore"

Me just finishing explaining paleo to friend , friend- " oh so it's something called a glucose diet? " ( W T F )

friends- " Bread is everything, I would never chuck bread away or say it's bad. It's written in the book"