At least Neolethal is clever. "Diet dictocrat" is silly. In Sally Fallon's review of The Paleo Diet by Loren Cordain, she says that his dairy-free version of the paleo diet "has no good sources of calcium". Yep, for all their rants against the establishment, they can't seem to wrap around their heads the idea that humans can actually live without dairy. She also took issue with the idea that grain isn't Paleolithic. Also salt is apparently "vital" for digestion.
http://www.westonaprice.org/book-reviews/thumbs-down/434-paleo-diet.html